Thursday, January 24, 2008

My Phonetic Alphabet

I used to work at a shop that used the phonetic alphabet like it was going out of style. Everything was Golf Alpha Yankee. In my spare time I created my own alphabet designed specifically to confuse everyone in the world. Here it is:

A: air
B: Bjork
C: czar
D: duel
E: Ewe
F: fjord
G: gnat
H: heir
I: eye
J: Jew
K: knight
L: llama
M: mnemonic
N: Nat
O: Opossum
P: Possum
Q: queue
R: right
S: see
T: tzar
U: Uwe Bole
V: view
W: won
X: Xavier
Y: you
Z: zebra ('cause some things never change)

2 comments:

Vinho said...

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zebrafish said...

Hey, I really like your blog. You're articulate and funny and genuine. Also- like you, I used to work in the entertainment industry- and I am looking at possibilities in education. I would love to ask you lots and lots of questions. If this sounds good to you, leave a comment on my blog or something. Thanks! Rock on!